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A mention of a fat man

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Now I don’t often have a go at individuals I have met but this one takes this biscuit…the fatty chocolate biscuit. Sitting minding my own business I was chatted up by a local chap….. A chap who’d perhaps eaten too many pies and smoked too many fags…. I was sitting actually trying to have a telephone conversation.  It went along these lines….

Him: Hi

Me: Hello

Him: You got a signal?

Me: Seems so…

Him: Better to talk in person isn’t it?

Me: Um, maybe, excuse me….

A moment after call had ended.

Him: You local?

Me: Yes.

Him: Here with friends?

Me: Yes.

Him: With the party?

Me. Yes

Him: Good food? Saw the buffet.

Me: I’ve not eaten, always tricky, I’m vegan.

Him: Joking right?

Me: No

Him: Is that why you’re out here on your own?

Me: No. Needed to make a phone call.

Him: You wanna stop all that.

Me: All what?

Him: That weird stuff.

Me: I don’t consider myself the weird one.

Him: You got a boyfriend?

Me: Why?

Him: Well, you probably won’t get one, not if you only eat seeds and stuff. Not many guys will go along with that.

Me: Well I’m happy and as a bonus I’m not fat. Seems good from here.

….

That’s as far as I got before he walked off.

So good to see the open human mind at work! Night all x

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One Response to “A mention of a fat man”

  1. Amanda says:

    Wow…there’s certainly no shortage of people who don’t understand. I actually had someone tell me today that as I get older I won’t want to eat 3 meals a day and I especially shouldn’t “graze” like I do now. She said if she ate 3 times a day she would be fat…a little wierd since she’s definitely over 300lbs already. And I’m supposed to take health advice? Really??

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