Now I don’t often have a go at individuals I have met but this one takes this biscuit…the fatty chocolate biscuit. Sitting minding my own business I was chatted up by a local chap….. A chap who’d perhaps eaten too many pies and smoked too many fags…. I was sitting actually trying to have a telephone conversation. It went along these lines….
Him: Hi
Me: Hello
Him: You got a signal?
Me: Seems so…
Him: Better to talk in person isn’t it?
Me: Um, maybe, excuse me….
A moment after call had ended.
Him: You local?
Me: Yes.
Him: Here with friends?
Me: Yes.
Him: With the party?
Me. Yes
Him: Good food? Saw the buffet.
Me: I’ve not eaten, always tricky, I’m vegan.
Him: Joking right?
Me: No
Him: Is that why you’re out here on your own?
Me: No. Needed to make a phone call.
Him: You wanna stop all that.
Me: All what?
Him: That weird stuff.
Me: I don’t consider myself the weird one.
Him: You got a boyfriend?
Me: Why?
Him: Well, you probably won’t get one, not if you only eat seeds and stuff. Not many guys will go along with that.
Me: Well I’m happy and as a bonus I’m not fat. Seems good from here.
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That’s as far as I got before he walked off.
So good to see the open human mind at work! Night all x
Wow…there’s certainly no shortage of people who don’t understand. I actually had someone tell me today that as I get older I won’t want to eat 3 meals a day and I especially shouldn’t “graze” like I do now. She said if she ate 3 times a day she would be fat…a little wierd since she’s definitely over 300lbs already. And I’m supposed to take health advice? Really??